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tireanavi wrote in tothehometree


Greetings all,
 

I have some wonderful news to share with you all. Those of you who follow me on Twitter (thank you) are surely already aware - after two years of trying, my beautiful partner is finally pregnant. We are so overjoyed and happy - we have yet to share the special news with our families and friends. I felt that I should share this wonderful thing with my kith and kin on tothehometree first.

We have sat down and talked about it and we have decided to raise the child according to Na'vi ways. The child will be taught Na'vi philosophy and Na'vi history, Na'vi ideaologies and the Na'vi faith system. My partner does not identify as a Na'kin herself, but she supports me in my feelings and beliefs and as such agrees that this is the correct and right thing to do. I cannot wait to teach our child about Eywa and the beauty of living as one with nature. My partner did put her foot down at the dressing our child in blue clothes and turning down the heating so that their skin has a light blue tinge, however, and on reflection I agree that this was not a good idea. When they are old enough, I will show them the film and show them where I came from and where I lived before living on this planet.

At any rate, please wish us all the best on our journey as parents. I will be sure to keep you all updated.

Edit: Hello, Failblog.org
 


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Many thanks. :) Eywa is truly great.

Just dont forget to let the child chose as it wishes to... it is not exactly a great idea to push him/her to something he/she doesnt like. :P

Indeed. Planning to raise my own kid agnostic with heavy atheist overtones ("Here, these are the religions of the world, and this is what they all believe. I don't believe any of it, but if you find one you like, have fun."), but if he or she WANTS to delve into some other kind of faith that's their own choice.

You child will be very lucky to have you and your partner as parents. :)

If you could somehow contrive to have your child be born with Methemoglobinemia, he or she could have blue skin like the Fugates from Kentucky!

Isn't that disease, um...bad?

Woah.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methemoglobinemia#Symptoms

Yea... you are totally right... if the child suffers from that particular disease of course... that is the question :D

Oh man now I look like the craziest person in the room. Sorry. Um. Kidding?

Ooooh congratulations!

I hope the pregnancy goes well and both your partner and the baby is and remains in good health!

Eywa pxengahu!

oo congrats and raising the child to be One with all nature all beings is the best way to go. Not like todays world...

but they can do that with, you know, an earth-centric Animistic faith. Shinto, various Native American ideas, I don't know. add some Vooduu into that,

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does it make you feel good, being a clever asshole? did it give you a warm fuzzy feeling to post a snappy one liner comment and leave? make you feel like a ninja?

noob, you're like one of those people that waves crazily at a rolling camera that's filming someone famous and important in a public area. you're trying to get in on this - thing - and look cool by having commented and ripped the Na'vi kin, cool by association and cool by being a dick to someone

newsflash: this guy is a troll, you're an idiot, stop trying to get in on something like a noob on a bandwagon.

So this is all irrelevant now, but I got linked to this and I just gotta say...are you seriously calling someone out for being on the bandwagon while simultaneously embodying old memes?

Colloidal Silver. That'll turn 'em blue.

Congratulations on your child. :)

Would you raise your child to be Na'vi or teach them about the Na'vi?

I have not seen the movie...but it seams to me that navi ways is more or less Native American ways. Or amazon natives, and many more natives all around the world.

it came as a massive shock to me that james cameron-his name is james- would be unoriginal

Serious question:
How did you live on a planet, before this life, that does not actually exist, and was not actually known to anyone until this movie came out last December?


Never mind, I found my answer.

Edited at 2010-01-26 10:05 am (UTC)

I am calling CPS on you, and writing to LiveJournal begging for your IP address so we can track your deranged ass down and remove that poor child from what is clearly an unstable environment.

you fucking idiot he's a troll.

fucking idiot.

He may be a troll, but he's a great troll.

Why don't you have a seat over there and chill the fuck out a little bit, eh?

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In Soviet Russia, MUDKIP LIEKS YOU!!! :O

Please be taking the piss. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, BUDDHA AND EYWA.

hey look, someone who actually has a brain.

Your child will most likely hate you forever when he/she realizes that her parents are huge losers.

There aren't enough facepalm.jpgs on the internet for me to convey what I truly feel right now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1

AAAHAHHAHAHAH

I CAN'T BREATH. THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH HILARIOUS FAIL.

I CAN'T..

OH MAN.

HOLYSHIT.

HAHAHAHAH!

Lol what.


Turning down the heat to make your child's skin turn blue for what.... OH YEAH TO LOOK LIKE A FAKE CHARACTER FROM A MOVIE. :V

Hello child abuse.

A child is not an object to control. They have thoughts freewill and lives of their own.

Do not force them to be a vegan. Eating meat is part of nature. Respect it.

Eywa is not a conscious being, merely a name for the energy that flows and connects everything. Understand that or he becomes a member of the murderous cult with the death of 7.2billion people in it's name: religion.

As far as the blue skin thing goes; no. Absalutely not. Don't dye it and be careful about naming.

Furthermore, DONT RAISE HIM TO BELEIVE YOURE FROM ANOTHER PLANET IF YOU WANT TO KEEP HIM!!!! YOU FUCKING MORON THAT IS A VERY BAD IDEA!!! Tell him where your ideaology came from but not you. You came from a human vagina. No alternotive way of putting it.

Meat.
It's been proven actually that people who eat it are in better sync with nature than those who don't because they know all aspecs of it.
Not just the butterflys and rainbows part hippies know.
Not everything will get along. Fact.

Any more advice from a kid who has learned this on my own, my msn is owndapwn@hotmail.com
enjoy.

Dear tireanavi,

I see you and herein declare my undying love for you.

Are they giving you a hard time? I'm sorry about that. Even if they don't agree with your beliefs, they ought to be happy about you having a child after trying to hard.

I say go for it. Raise your baby this way. It's better than the people that raise their kids to become racists and sexists and all out jerks. Congratulations on the baby and I wish you both the best.

I was actually pretty worried that you was serious about this, i do belive you are joking though, at least i hope you are joking. Buckinghamshire Plumbers

LOL Late to the game, but this is beyond priceless.

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